The Church of Jenova

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Sephiroth informed me today that he wants to start his own church, The Church of Jenova… just out of the blue!

He says he’s doing it so that people can better understand him and “Mother.” I thing this is some sort of plot to get Shinra to hand over any and all information about Hojo’s experiments. And considering the last couple of days, I think I maybe right.

Kadaj thinks it’s a stupid idea, and I have to agree with him. I mean could you see Sephy as a pastor?

In other news, Cloud and Zack now have full custody of Riku. Their first act as parents; hire Isdela to plan his birthday. They haven’t talked with her yet; she turned off her phone this weekend. She promised Yazoo it was just going to be the two of them. No boyfriends, no bothers, no distractions.

Hopefully when they get back tomorrow Cloud can talk to her. I pretty sure she’ll say yes. She loves planning these things.

Also, I’m going to be very sad when my sister comes by tomorrow. I’m so close to beating “Last of Us,” and she’s going to want her PS3 back. Although if I can get her and Sephy into some sort of religious discussion I could have a good two hours or better to finish the game… yep that’s the plan.

I’ve already tried to talk him out of this whole Church of Jenova plan, but he’s not listening to me. Not that I really expected him too. He is so hard headed some times. And whenever dear “mother” is involved there is no talking to him. Plus he monologues like no villain I’ve ever seen in any video game I’ve played or movie I’ve seen.

Today when we talked about this it was all…

“Mother is great, mother is good, all I want is to sail the darkness of the cosmos with this planet as my vessel, just as my mother did long ago. Then one day we'll find a new planet. And on its soil, we'll create a shining future.”

You know I knew that promise was too good to be true. He tells me his kicking the habit, then like the junkie he is he’s right back on that crack again. Doesn’t matter how many times he gets his butt handed to him he just keeps going back.

I know he can be a good person. I’ve seen him on his best days, but he’s so infuriating some times. He’s got me so riled up I’m using big words. I don’t do that often, makes my brain hurt.

Stop thinking about it Angel, you’ll only stress yourself out. And that’s not a good thing.

Okay better now… Let’s talk about Kadaj. He got all he chests open today. Going to have to get Izzy to change the locks or something. Keep it entrusting for him. See I’ve found that if he’s busy with the cheats, he’s less likely to get in trouble and this is a good thing cuz it means I’m less worried about what he’s up too. Less stress makes me a happy Angel and if I’m happy it means no one dies today… see why this marriage works?

Kadaj spent all day with Terra and Ash learning some basic Taekwondo moves. Rolls and beginner stuff mostly. Still don’t know if this is good thing or bad thing, but once again it keeps my little monkey out of trouble.

Now if I could only find something less destructive for Sephiroth to do… Not thinking about it!

Think I need to but a movie in and not think at all. Just shut my brain off. Maybe then I won’t want to strangle Sephy. Although I’d have to wait till he’s asleep or sitting down cuz he’s taller than me. He needs to stop being taller than me. Movie I was going to watch a movie… and not think… yeah.