Sunday, August 4, 2013

Tiny Tina

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Headache of the century. I came home for the show today to Tina. That girl has not stopped talking all day. I keep looking for an off switch.

Now all I want to do is sit back and watch a few episodes of Star Trek Next Gen before bed, but I can’t because Tina wants to tell me everything she knows in record time. She talks a mile a minute. How anyone can keep up with her is beyond me.

And of course the boys love her. How could they not? She knows ways to make explosives I’ve only ever seen done on TV. This is not the best start to my week.

I’m going to have to find something to knock her out. Although if she keeps this up Kadaj my not love her too much longer. He gets a bit cranky when he doesn’t keep his beauty sleep. I’m going to wake up tomorrow to Tina stuffed into one of those chest… and I may just leave her there.

Curse my cousin Annie for thinking this was a good idea. I can’t stand her, much less her demon offspring. Yeah, I said it. I know what your thinking, I call my kids monsters, but at least my boys have some since about them. Tina… lets just say to call her uncontrollable would be the understatement of the century.

To top it off Yuffie keeps calling over here wanting to know if Sephy or I know anything about this mystery girl Rufus Shinra is dating. What do I look like a gossip magazine? Best Yuffie was able to get out of Cloud was that her name was Kitty, and he held out a good half hour before he gave up that info. Then she said he hung up on her and wouldn’t pick up the twelve times she called him back.

That girl needs a new hobby. You’d think Axel would keep her busy, but I’m starting the think it’s Reno that looks after those kids. I could always send her Tina, see how that plays out. I’d give it an hour at most before Yuff was begging me to take Tiny Tina back.

Oh yeah, had to listen to her tell me all about how she got the name Tiny Tina. I wish I could wipe today from my memory.

“MAMA!”

And so it begins…

                                                                                                                                                                   
A/N: Mixing universes.

Sephiroth: Weren’t you already doing that?

Ego: Yeah I’m in the story!

Me: Not now you two, I have someone I have to credit.

Sephiroth: I’m not the one bouncing off the walls.

Me: Kitty is a new OC who will be getting more “Screen Time” as the story goes on.

Sephiroth: No really, she’s bouncing off the walls.

Me: Kitty is a character by AnnaleaseTurner

Muse: How on earth is she doing that?

Me: And I’m using Kitty his her permission.

Sephiroth: Better question is how she not injured?

Me: Guys! Anyhoo Happy Reading!

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