Thursday, May 02, 2013
I roamed around the house completely bored. Sephiroth had
left early this morning, which meant he was out plotting and scheming
somewhere. I gave up trying a long time ago. Luckily I convinced the boys to
behave themselves a little, it’s not hard when you tell them if they behave,
Auntie Aranel may let them play on the PS3 when she got there.
So they sat there in the living room like perfect little
angels watching TV, which worried me more then when they hid out in their room
being extra quite. I walked into the living room to check on them after I made
myself cup of peppermint tea and saw Cloud sitting on the couch looking through
one of my many photo albums.
“Nosey,” I teased.
“Sorry… just looking…”
I looked over his shoulder to see he was looking through
Sephiroth’s and my wedding pictures. “Damn I looked good in that dress. Hated
at the time.”
“You don’t look much older than this picture.”
“Sucking up gets you nowhere,” Kadaj says, “I would know,
I’ve tried.”
“When,” I demand. The doorbell rang and the boys went
insane, “Aunt Aranel,” they all yelled as they jumped up off the floor and ran
over to the door. Yazoo opened the door and jumped into my sister’s arms.
“Good to see my favorite little monsters,” she smiled, “been
up to no good I assume?”
“We were good this morning,” Kadaj informed her.
“And what about every other morning,” she asked.
“Did you bring the Playstation,” Loz asked. Aranel hugged
the bag hanging by her side, “I don’t know…” she said, “What’s the capital of
Nebraska?”
“Trick question,” Yazoo protested, “there’s no such place.”
Yazoo grabbed at the bag and Aranel surrendered. “Don’t let Kadaj hook it up, I
don’t want to have to replace it again,” I demanded.
My sister made her way over to the couch, “Who’s the dude?”
“Cloud Aranel, Aranel Cloud,” I introduce. Cloud stands to
shack Aranel’s hand. She looks him over, “Gay.”
“Aranel!” The boys start laughing. “Well he is,” she
protests as I drag he into the kitchen. “So what’s he doing here,” she asks, “Isn’t
he like your hubbies enemy or something.”
“There behaving for now. He’s staying here for awhile.”
“So or something than.”
“Aranel please, the boys do not need anymore ammo. Last
night they thought we were going to eat him.”
“HA!” Aranel moved back into the living room. “So are you
planning on a freaky three way between my sister and Sephy?” Cloud’s face
turned bright red. “For the love of the gods Aranel,” I yank her back into the
kitchen as Loz tries to ask me what a three way is.
“When your older,” I yell.
“Oh come on, he looks twelve. I think it’s time he knows
about this stuff,” Aranel says.
“Then he can ask his father,” I protest, “and you can stop
harassing my house guest.”
“Cool your jets sis I’m just messing with him,” she smiles,
“but his total gay.”
“Yeah… I know.”
Later
Cloud sits in the breakfast room as Aranel and I buzz about
the kitchen fixing dinner. Sephiroth comes in the backdoor, “Good Evening
love,” he says giving me a kiss, “Aranel…”
“Sephiroth…”
He makes his way through the breakfast room to the living
room where the boys are still playing away at “Injustice”. “Cloud is totally
checking out your man,” Aranel whispers to me. I jab her in the rib with my
elbow. “So what have you been plotting Sephy,” I call to my husband.
“Nothing”
“Bullsh…” I jab my sister again. “Behave,” I whisper to her.
“You,” she jabs back.
“You know I’ll just stop any plans you have,” Cloud informs.
Sephiroth laughs to him.
“Unless it involves a bottle of lube,” Aranel mumbles. “Will
you please…” I demand meeting her tone. I hear Cloud snicker from the other
room.
“So Cloud,” Aranel begins. I fear where this is going. “Are
you a top or a bottom?”
“Oh my gods,” I whine as Sephiroth starts laughing again. I
can just imagine how red Cloud must be.
“Mommy what is Aunt Aranel talking about,” Kadaj ask.
“Well you see son,” Sephiroth begins, “When a man and
another man love each other…”
“SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW,” I yell. Aranel is on the floor
laughing at this point and Cloud has retreated upstairs, red as a tomato.
“Gods help me,” I moan to myself, turning back to fixing
dinner.
After Dinner
Aranel, Cloud and I sit in the living room watching Moulin
Rouge. The boys had long since gone to bed and I know no idea what Sephy was up
to. All I knew was that he was supposable upstairs in our room.
“She’s an idiot,” Aranel proclaimed, “She could have run off
with him first chance she got and left that dame Duke high and dry.”
“She was trying to protected him,” Cloud protested. “He
threaded to kill Christian if she didn’t stay.”
“I’m with Aranel on this,” I say, “She’s an idiot.” Cloud
sighs heavily, “They could have run anywhere and he would have found them. His
a Duke, his probably got eyes and ears everywhere.”
“I don’t know, Sephy hid from you pretty well,” I remind
him.
“Yes, but I found him eventually didn’t I.”
Aranel laughs, “Use your gaydar did you.”
“Quite both of you! I love this scene.” Cloud and Aranel go
quite for about .5 seconds.
“I didn’t need gaydar to find Sephiroth.” Aranel throws her
hands up in the air, “I Win!” I roll my eyes, “It doesn’t mean anything Aranel
shut up!”
“You just don’t want to admit that pretty boy here just
might have a thing for your man and that’s why his hanging around.”
“What do I care,” I yell, “So what if Cloud has a crush on
Sephiroth he wouldn’t be the first guy.” Cloud starts to blush and brings his
knees up to his chin.
“My Gods you are bucking for a three way aren’t you?!” Cloud
gets tomato red again as he buries his face into his legs.
“Ignore her Cloud, she just wants to watch,” I tease.
“Ew! No!” This shuts Aranel up… for awhile anyway. “Okay
maybe I want to watch a little.”
Cloud stands up and puts his hands oh his hips, “If I admit
I have a crush on Sephiroth will you shut up about it?!”
Aranel stares at him. “You don’t have to admit anything
Cloud now sit down,” I demand. Cloud sits back down in the floor in front of
the couch.
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