Thursday, May 2, 2013

Auntie Aranel


Thursday, May 02, 2013

I roamed around the house completely bored. Sephiroth had left early this morning, which meant he was out plotting and scheming somewhere. I gave up trying a long time ago. Luckily I convinced the boys to behave themselves a little, it’s not hard when you tell them if they behave, Auntie Aranel may let them play on the PS3 when she got there.

So they sat there in the living room like perfect little angels watching TV, which worried me more then when they hid out in their room being extra quite. I walked into the living room to check on them after I made myself cup of peppermint tea and saw Cloud sitting on the couch looking through one of my many photo albums.

“Nosey,” I teased.

“Sorry… just looking…”

I looked over his shoulder to see he was looking through Sephiroth’s and my wedding pictures. “Damn I looked good in that dress. Hated at the time.”

“You don’t look much older than this picture.”

“Sucking up gets you nowhere,” Kadaj says, “I would know, I’ve tried.”

“When,” I demand. The doorbell rang and the boys went insane, “Aunt Aranel,” they all yelled as they jumped up off the floor and ran over to the door. Yazoo opened the door and jumped into my sister’s arms.

“Good to see my favorite little monsters,” she smiled, “been up to no good I assume?”

“We were good this morning,” Kadaj informed her.

“And what about every other morning,” she asked.

“Did you bring the Playstation,” Loz asked. Aranel hugged the bag hanging by her side, “I don’t know…” she said, “What’s the capital of Nebraska?”

“Trick question,” Yazoo protested, “there’s no such place.” Yazoo grabbed at the bag and Aranel surrendered. “Don’t let Kadaj hook it up, I don’t want to have to replace it again,” I demanded.

My sister made her way over to the couch, “Who’s the dude?”

“Cloud Aranel, Aranel Cloud,” I introduce. Cloud stands to shack Aranel’s hand. She looks him over, “Gay.”

“Aranel!” The boys start laughing. “Well he is,” she protests as I drag he into the kitchen. “So what’s he doing here,” she asks, “Isn’t he like your hubbies enemy or something.”

“There behaving for now. He’s staying here for awhile.”

“So or something than.”

“Aranel please, the boys do not need anymore ammo. Last night they thought we were going to eat him.”

“HA!” Aranel moved back into the living room. “So are you planning on a freaky three way between my sister and Sephy?” Cloud’s face turned bright red. “For the love of the gods Aranel,” I yank her back into the kitchen as Loz tries to ask me what a three way is.

“When your older,” I yell.

“Oh come on, he looks twelve. I think it’s time he knows about this stuff,” Aranel says.

“Then he can ask his father,” I protest, “and you can stop harassing my house guest.”

“Cool your jets sis I’m just messing with him,” she smiles, “but his total gay.”

“Yeah… I know.”


Later

Cloud sits in the breakfast room as Aranel and I buzz about the kitchen fixing dinner. Sephiroth comes in the backdoor, “Good Evening love,” he says giving me a kiss, “Aranel…”

“Sephiroth…”

He makes his way through the breakfast room to the living room where the boys are still playing away at “Injustice”. “Cloud is totally checking out your man,” Aranel whispers to me. I jab her in the rib with my elbow. “So what have you been plotting Sephy,” I call to my husband.

“Nothing”

“Bullsh…” I jab my sister again. “Behave,” I whisper to her.

“You,” she jabs back.

“You know I’ll just stop any plans you have,” Cloud informs. Sephiroth laughs to him.

“Unless it involves a bottle of lube,” Aranel mumbles. “Will you please…” I demand meeting her tone. I hear Cloud snicker from the other room.

“So Cloud,” Aranel begins. I fear where this is going. “Are you a top or a bottom?”

“Oh my gods,” I whine as Sephiroth starts laughing again. I can just imagine how red Cloud must be.

“Mommy what is Aunt Aranel talking about,” Kadaj ask.

“Well you see son,” Sephiroth begins, “When a man and another man love each other…”

“SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW,” I yell. Aranel is on the floor laughing at this point and Cloud has retreated upstairs, red as a tomato.

“Gods help me,” I moan to myself, turning back to fixing dinner.


After Dinner

Aranel, Cloud and I sit in the living room watching Moulin Rouge. The boys had long since gone to bed and I know no idea what Sephy was up to. All I knew was that he was supposable upstairs in our room.

“She’s an idiot,” Aranel proclaimed, “She could have run off with him first chance she got and left that dame Duke high and dry.”

“She was trying to protected him,” Cloud protested. “He threaded to kill Christian if she didn’t stay.”

“I’m with Aranel on this,” I say, “She’s an idiot.” Cloud sighs heavily, “They could have run anywhere and he would have found them. His a Duke, his probably got eyes and ears everywhere.”

“I don’t know, Sephy hid from you pretty well,” I remind him.

“Yes, but I found him eventually didn’t I.”

Aranel laughs, “Use your gaydar did you.”

“Quite both of you! I love this scene.” Cloud and Aranel go quite for about .5 seconds.

“I didn’t need gaydar to find Sephiroth.” Aranel throws her hands up in the air, “I Win!” I roll my eyes, “It doesn’t mean anything Aranel shut up!”

“You just don’t want to admit that pretty boy here just might have a thing for your man and that’s why his hanging around.”

“What do I care,” I yell, “So what if Cloud has a crush on Sephiroth he wouldn’t be the first guy.” Cloud starts to blush and brings his knees up to his chin.

“My Gods you are bucking for a three way aren’t you?!” Cloud gets tomato red again as he buries his face into his legs.

“Ignore her Cloud, she just wants to watch,” I tease.

“Ew! No!” This shuts Aranel up… for awhile anyway. “Okay maybe I want to watch a little.”

Cloud stands up and puts his hands oh his hips, “If I admit I have a crush on Sephiroth will you shut up about it?!”

Aranel stares at him. “You don’t have to admit anything Cloud now sit down,” I demand. Cloud sits back down in the floor in front of the couch.

“And I already knew that,” Sephiroth calls down from upstairs, “and no I’m not interested!” Aranel starts laughing again, Cloud buries his face back into his legs and I roll my eyes. So much for movie night… 

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