Saturday, May 4, 2013

What the Kids Know


Today’s events are told mostly thought Kadaj’s POV. I thought it would be fun to write through the eyes of a 5 yr old psycho =^_^=



Late Night Friday, May 3, 2013

I roll over for the umpteenth time. I have no idea what Mommy and Daddy are doing, but it doesn’t sound fun. It’s all this weird moaning and calling the gods. I think I heard Daddy call that weirdo Cloud’s name, but I couldn’t really tell with the pillow on my head. And Mommy kept saying yes over and over.

“What on Gaia are they doing,” I yell. I toss my pillow across the room. It hits Loz in the face.

“Ow Kadaj! What is you problem?”

“Don’t you hear that?”

“Not till just now…”

“What’s going on Loz? I don’t like it.” Loz laughs at me. I know he knows something I don’t, but he won’t tell. His mean like that sometimes.

“Don’t worry little brother,” He says, “Go back to sleep.”

“I can’t sleep,” I yell. I get teddy and put my hands over my ears. It doesn’t help… “That weirdos in there with them.”

“So what,” Loz says. He pulls the covers over his head. “So what if he’s hurting them? Mommy said Cloud didn’t like Daddy. She kept telling them not to fight.” Loz laughs at me again. “Stop laughing,” I scream.

“Then shut up,” he says throwing my pillow back at me. He rolls over and pulls the cover back over his stupid head. I lay back down with the pillow over my head. It still doesn’t help. “Stupid Cloud,” I lean over my bed. “Yazoo,” I yell.

“Leave him alone Kadaj,” Loz tells me. “I wasn’t talking to yoAHHHHH.” He laughs at me again. “That’ll teach you to lean over the edge dummy.” I charge at Loz and beat him with his pillow.

“What’s going on?”

“Dummy here fell of the top bunk.”

“Stop calling me dummy Loz!” I go to pound Loz over the head, but Yazoo stops me. “Yazoo!”

“Stop it little brother.” I turn around and see the earphones in his ears. I yank my hand free and scream at him.

“I can still hear Kadaj,” he says, “Well I can still hear your big mouth at least.”

Loz laughs again, “He called you big mouth.” I smack him with the pillow.

“Go back to bed,” Yazoo says, “Both of you.” I stomp back over to mine and Yazoo’s bunk bed and climb up the leader. “I hate both of you!”

“We love you too Kadaj,” Yazoo says. He gets back in his bed, “Now go to sleep.”


Saturday, May 04, 2013

I stomp downstairs dragging teddy behind me. Mommy’s in the kitchen fixing her tea. “Good morning Kadaj,” she says. I just stare at her. “What is it?” I toss teddy at her, “What were you and Daddy and that weirdo doing last night!”

She just looks at me. “Oh gods…” I cover my ears. “Kadaj,” she sits on her knees and grabs my hands. “Hunny… I uh… sorry.”

“Sorry! What were you doing!”

“I’ll tell you when you’re older.” I stomp my foot and go get teddy. I’ll go find Daddy. He’ll tell me. I look around the house, but I can’t find him. “Where’s Daddy!”

“He’s in the backyard Kadaj,” Yazoo says. I run to the backdoor, swing it open and see Daddy with that weirdo fighting. “Daddy!” I run over to him.

“What is it Kadaj, I’m busy.”

“I want to know what you and Mommy and that… Chocobo head were doing last night!” They both just stare at me. Then they look at each other.

“Look at the time,” Cloud says. He looks at his watch, “Think Angel’ll have breakfast ready?”

“Most likely,” Daddy says, “And I was getting bored anyway.”

“Me too.” They walk to the backdoor. “Daddy!” I run after them. I will know what happened. I run into Loz going through the backdoor and fall down. “Get out of my way you big monkey!”
“What’s your problem Kadaj?”

“My probabelm is that no on will talk to me!”

“I’m talking to you.” I scream at him. “What did I do now,” he ask me.

“I want to know what Mommy and Daddy were doing last night and no one will tell me not even that stupid head Cloud!”

Loz looks at me funny then he laughs at me. “Stop laughing!” He takes my hand and drags me back into the backyard. “Let go!” He stops at the sandbox and forcing my to sit down. I cross my arms and legs. I want look at that big stupid head.

“Okay Kadaj,” he says. “I’ll tell you, but Mommy and Daddy can’t know I know okay.”

“Know what?!” He sits down in front of me. “Okay, so some of the 5th graders talk to me at school cuz they think I’m older than I am right. And they told me some of the stuff they learn about in class, stuff they think I already know. And I don’t want to be uncool cuz I like the kids in my class think it’s cool cuz the older kids like me.”

“Get to the point!” He gets a big, goofy grin on his face. “I think that last night… Mommy and Daddy and Cloud… were having sex…”

“What’s… sex…”

“I don’t really know,” he says, “All I know is the 5th graders learn about changes. And some of ‘em looked it up on the Internet. Makes ‘em giggle a lot.”

I just stare at him; I think he’s lying. He just said he had no idea what he was talking about and it’s not the first time his lied to me. “You’re a stupid face,” I tell him and run inside.

“Mommy Mommy Loz is a big fat liar! He said you and Daddy and Cloud were having sex!” I run upstairs as fast as I can. As much as I want to see Loz get in troubles, Daddy’s scary when his mad.

“LOZ,” I hear Daddy yell. That stupid face is gonna get it now.

Angel’s POV

Oh Gods what have I done. How could I be so stupid? And just how did Loz know anything about sex?

“I just heard it at school,” he tells us. “From the 5th graders. They tell me things it’s not my fault.” He tries to hold back the tears, but I know his butt must hurt. Sephiroth wasn’t exactly kind to the poor nine year old.
“Room,” Sephiroth demanded. I couldn’t speak, what was there to say. I’m an idiot! Loz ran out the living room and up the stairs. I heard him crying, ‘great,’ I thought, ‘Kaday is going to give him no end hell for this.’

“What do you want to do know,” Sephy asked me, plopping down on the couch.

“Well…” I begin, “Looks like your going to have to have the talk with your sons.”

“What,” he growled, “Why me?”

“Because they’re your sons.” I got up and dragged the chair I had been sitting in back into the breakfast room.

“Why can’t you do it,” Sephiroth asked.

“Oh no,” I say throwing my hands up. “This is all on you big boy!”

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