Last Season

Thursday, May 30, 2013

“NO No NONo NO Why,” I yell at my computer.

“What is wrong,” Sephiroth ask.

I point at my computer screen, I just can’t bring myself to say it. He looks at where I’m pointing and scoffs.

“So what,” he asks. “It’s just a show.”

“Just a show,” I mutter, “Just. A. Show. It’s not just a show! Seven years. Seven seasons. It can’t just be over.”

“Burn Notice has only been on for Six Seasons,” Sephiroth says. “This last will be it’s Seventh.”

“Don’t say it,” I beg, “Just don’t…”

“Besides your not even done watching Season Six yet,” He reminds me.

“This is one of the worst things TV has ever done to me. Right up there with having to wait for the new seasons of Sherlock and Doctor Who and… Cancelling Firefly.”

“You’re still on about that,” He sighs.

“I will never be off of that,” I scream.

“How did I forget pregnant women emote like crazy,” He muttered to himself. I ignore him; I’m just too heartbroken.

“You still have every other show you watch,” He says. “Like uh… White Collar and NCIS… And there’s that new show about those super heroes. What’s it called again???”

“Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” I mumble.

“Yeah that one,” He says.

I look over to him with puppy dog eyes and pout.

“What flavor,” he asks.

“Chocolate,” I sniffle. “And some Strawberries.”

Sephiroth breathes a heavy sigh and walks out the door; I turn back to my computer screen and stare. Guess I better finish up season six…

Later

I sit at my computer, eating Ice Cream and Strawberries and watching Burn Notice.

“Mommy,” I heard screamed from down the hall. I hit pause, but down my tub on Ice Cream and go to just what Kadaj is yelling about this time.

“What is it,” I demand. He’s covered from his head to his toe in flour.

“I’m just putting my chemistry set to good use,” Yazoo smiled. “I used it make a trip to the key to my TARDIS.” He took the key from the chest Lizzy made him and headed out of the room.

“It’s not fair,” Kadaj yelled. “He’s been in there all day ignoring me and Loz. All I wanted was to play one of his games for awhile.”

“He’s been whining like that all day,” Loz said lifting the right side of his earphones up. “I can’t wait to have my own room.” He readjusts his headphones and goes back to reading he comic.

“Keep dreaming cry baby,” Kadaj yells, “If anyone should get his own room it’s me. Then I don’t have to deal with you two.”

“I don’t have emotional strength or the brain power to deal with this right now,” I mutter to myself. “Look Kadaj, It is his TARDIS. If he wants to look you out that’s his right.”

“How’d he even get in this morning without the key,” Kadaj ask.

“I let him in,” I answer. “At the time I thought it was a little weird, but now I see what he was up to. Besides that’s not the point.”

“What is the point then?”

“Point is that’s his spot. It’s where he can go to be by himself for awhile and you should respect that.”

He glares at me.

“You’re right, you don’t have a respectful bone in your body,” I respond. “That’s why only he and I have a key and you don’t.”

I saw the mischievous glimmer in his eye as the smirk lit up his face.

“Yeah don’t even think about it,” I say.

“Come on,” He whines. “Just let me have the key for a second.”

“Yeah No. And don’t even think about trying to steal it.”

“Oh… and why not?”

“Where do you think you got your fangs from?”

“Uhhhhh Dad,” Kadaj answers.

“Wrong,” Sephiroth yells from our room.

Kadaj looks at me in shock. I cross my arms and glare back at him.

“You wouldn’t really bite me,” he protests.

“I would not test her,” Sephiroth informs his son. “She is emotional unstable right now. There is just about nothing she wouldn’t do.”

Loz laughs, “Mom has fangs.”

Kadaj stomps his foot and stares up at me. I just stare back with my arms crossed. After a moment, Kadaj backs down with a huff. He seems to think I don’t know what his up to, but he didn’t get his entire mischievous attitude from his father.

I turn and leave the boy to ponder. I have Ice Cream waiting on me.