Friday, January 31, 2014

Lost Time

Saturday, February 01, 2014 (Yazoo’s POV)

What time is it? What day is it? I’ve completely lost track of all of space and time. I mean I knew that was something that could happen in the TARDIS, but not this bad. I’m normally the one to know the time right down to the second.

So it’s February is it? Lets see, this month we’ve got Kairi’s due date on the fourteenth, mom’s birthday on the sixteenth… mom’s not going to like spending her birthday at the hospital, and Aunt Lizzy’s birthday is sometime this month. I’m sure I’m missing someone or something, but right now I can’t think of it.

I do know mom met with her cousin Mina yesterday. It was the first Mina had heard of mom being married. Something about spending too much time on her own… all I know is that it was kind of awkward, but now she wants to meet us sooooo I guess it wasn’t too bad.

I best get some sleep, were going to see the show mom’s working later today and she’ll be mad if she finds out I stayed up all night playing XCOM.

Monday, January 27, 2014

No House Guest!

Monday, January 27, 2014

This new story is killing me. How do they expect me to have the first draft done by the end of February?! I have a kid due and three others to deal with. And don’t even get me started on Sephiroth. He’s been waiting on my hand and foot for the past three days and it’s getting worse.

Apparently the boys aren’t speaking to each other. I have no idea what’s going on between them, but they’ve each been shut up in there respective rooms all day. I need Sephiroth to deal with them not be under my feet cramping up my creative space! It’s bad enough my mother wants to move in here to “help out,” but she wants Aranel to move in too so she can help look after the boys and get help planning her wedding. I do not have that much room in my house!

I also got a letter from my cousin Mina today. I haven’t heard from her in years. I’m not even sure she knows that I’m married… more less married to Sephiroth… or that we have three kids with one on the way. Basically Mina’s been isolated in her lab for years and now she wants to meet and catch up on the years. This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

“How are you doing dear? Do you need anything?”

“I’m fine Sephy and yes. Go deal with the boys! Find out why they’re not speaking to each other and fix it!”

“I think it has something to do with Pokemon and getting locked out of the TARDIS again. I don’t understand any of it.”

“You don’t have to understand to fix it just FIX IT!”

“Alright alright, I’ll see what I can do.”

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Loz

Sunday, January 26, 2014 (Loz’s POV)

Mom’s upset, no one really knows why. I think dad did something again. All I know is that she’s not speaking to anyone and she spent all day locked up in her room. Yazoo thinks she got into an argument with grandma again. They don’t really seem to be getting along lately.

Kadaj keeps trying to get Yazoo to trade Pokemon with him. Only one he’s gotten so far is Plusle. Now Yaz is locking us out of the TARDIS again. Why do little brothers have to be such a pain? I bet my little sister won’t be a pain. I bet she’s going to be super sweet and loving like mom… while when mom’s in a good mood that is.


Other than that nothing else is really going on around here. Just keeping up my town in Animal Crossing and trying to get some good Pokemon in wonder trade. Place is kind of boring right now… wish something cool would happen.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

No Kadaj

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The three boys sat in a circle on the floor of the TARDIS, each with their 3DS in hand.

“Hey, trade ya my Dedenne for your Blaziken,” Kadaj asked.

“For the last time little brother, I’m not trading you my Blaziken,” Yazoo responded. “Besides I already have a Dedenne.”

“What about you Loz, you got anything worth trading?”

“To busy playing Animal Crossing,” Loz answered.

“Dude, open up your town,” Kadaj demanded.

“And let you run though and cut down all my trees and pull up all my flowers? I don’t think so.”

“You two are no fun at all!” Kadaj stomped his foot and left the TARDIS. Why couldn’t his brothers just let him have his way? He just didn’t understand. He made his way into the house.

“Close the door Kadaj, it’s freezing out there,” Angel insisted.

Kadaj sighed, walking back over to shut the door. He was hoping for snow. Maybe Yazoo and Loz would get snowed into the TARDIS for a few days.

“Don’t curse your brothers,” Angel told him. How did she always know what he was thinking?

“Because I’m you’re mother,” Angel sighed. “If I can’t figure out what you’re thinking by now I’d be a bad parent.”

“I think you’re doing alright,” Sephiroth assured her. Angel just glared at him. He’d been gone all day, didn’t even leave a note to say where he was going. Why this surprised her at all she didn’t know, but she figured with the baby on the way he’d be around a bit more.

“Whatever,” she groaned, “Dinners almost ready, Kadaj go get your brothers.”

“But I just came in,” Kadaj protested.

“GO… GET… YOUR… BROTHERS…”

Kadaj tensed up for a moment before running back out the door.

“Angel, sweetheart, calm down,” Sephiroth said gently. Angel took a few deep breaths to calm herself.

“I’m fine,” she told him. “Take the biscuits into the dinning room.” Sephiroth smiled, taking the basket from her as she continued to clam herself.   

Monday, January 20, 2014

Update

Update:
            Well it’s that time of year again. Theatre season… okay so technically it started back in September, but this is the time of year most of the local companies are doing their big money making shows.

Sephiroth: Which means you won’t be writing as much.

Me: But on the upside I think my job at the theatre will go though.

Ego: Yay! You get to play with all the fun new toys!

Muse: She’s already doing that.

Me: Yes, but I could soon be getting paid for playing with the new toys.

Ego: New toys new toys I love new toys.

Me: Yes… Well… I’ll still be trying to update when I can, most likely during the week as my weekends will me tied up with shows.

Sephiroth: Les Miz is the one I’m waiting for. I actually like that show.

Muse: Me too

Ego: I could take it or leave it.

Me: Happy Reading everyone =^_^= 

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Playstation Plus

Saturday, January 18, 2014

It’s been a hectic week. I didn’t even realize it was Saturday till I looked at my phone this morning.

The theatre that I work at got new stage lights and a new light board. Had to go to training for that the other day. It can do lots of fun things. They’re LED lights, so that means less gels to mess with. It’s easier to program and we got two new spotlights. I did get to play with it all that much, but I can’t wait for the next show so I can play.

The boys also got two new games. Well I should say Sephiroth bought a two-year subscription to Playstaion Plus for Yazoo’s PS3 and he downloaded two new games. Needless to say, between Borderlands 2 and XCOM: Enemies Unknown I haven’t seen much of my boys in two days. Which only makes me wonder what Sephy is up to.

As for me, I’m ready to have this kid. She’s kept me up all week turning summersaults and I’ve about had it! I beginning to remember why I told Sephy no more kids after Kadaj was born. Too late for that now… I’m going to blame Cloud this. I don’t know why I just am. Or I could blame Izzy, no she’s got enough going on without that. Guess I’ll just blame Sephiroth, yeah that sounds good.

“Mom, Loz keeps killing me!”

“I am not! Kadaj just stands out in the open to get shot at. That’s not my fault.”

“If you would cover me it wouldn’t matter!”

“I should have known better than to try and play XCOM with you two. It’s single player for a reason.”

“Well you want put in on Multiplayer Yaz.”

“It’s an online Multiplayer idiot.”

“MOM!’

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Loz's Video Blog

Saturday, January 11, 2014 (Loz’s POV)

I think there’s a mouse running around my room. I don’t know how it got up here, but I saw it last night after spending the two previous nights chasing weird sounds around my room. I would have tried to catch it, but it was like three in the morning and it looked too fast for me to catch anyway.

Other than that, we have one month and three days before little Kairi is born. That is if she keeps with the plan. She may have her own plan. I don’t know I’m not that knowledgeable when it comes to babies. I just heard dad say something about her being born on the fourteenth of next month.

I think Kadaj is the most excited to be a big brother. I think that’s going to change once she’s here and he’s not getting all the attention he’s use to. We think he’s trouble now; he’s going to be a nightmare. I just know it. And I’m going to held responsible cuz I’m the oldest.

Speaking of Kadaj being a nightmare, he hasn’t stopped whining since mom had dad take his skateboard away from him. What did he expect? He’s already knocked two of his teeth out. Dad gave Yazoo ten gil to hide it in the TARDIS, so Kadaj camped out in front of it all night. So this morning Yazoo sent Zelda out to pounce on Kadaj just so he could come in for breakfast. It was kind of funny.

“Loz what are you doing?”

“I thought I’d try my had at a video journal think Yaz, kind of like mom does only with less typing.”

“That’s a dumb idea. No one’s going to watch that.”

“Why not?”

“The only video diaries people watch is of famous people. And all those are on TV.”

“Well I’m the oldest son of the great Sephiroth, so maybe people will watch.”

“It’s never going to happen Loz, stop messing with the computer and help me bring Kadaj back inside while he’s asleep so I can take down the tent.”

“Fine, but do you think after you could help me catch the mouse in my room?”

“YOU HAVE A MOUSE IN YOUR ROOM!”     

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Ramp

Wednesday, January 08, 2014

“What’s he doing Loz?”

“Getting ready to kill himself by the looks of it.”

“Did he build that ramp today? I don’t remember it being there this morning.”

“Ladies and Ladies! The great Kadaj is about to attempt the greatest trick every imagined!”

“Well if he doesn’t kill himself trying to do this, then I will!”

“Calm down Loz, don’t let him get to you.”

Kadaj stretched his arms up to the sky, took his place on his board and… BAM! The other two boys started to laugh as Kadaj picked himself up.

“Only you would find a way to trip over the board and fall face first into the ramp like that,” Loz mocked.

“Yeah the only thing great about that was the front flip,” Yazoo joked.

“Shut up! It’s not funny… I think I chip a tooth,” Kadaj demanded trying to hold back tears.

“Little brother you didn’t just chip a tooth,” Yazoo corrected, “You knocked it out.”

Kadaj gasped and spun around. There on the ramp beneath his feet was a tooth. “At least the tooth fairy will be visiting tonight.”

Kadaj picked up the tooth and slowly walked inside.

“How much trouble do you think he’ll be in when mom and dad find out,” Loz asked.

“Most likely not as much trouble as we’ll be in for letting him build a ramp in the backyard and attempt a trick on it,” Yazoo answered.

“So can I stay in the TARDIS with you tonight?”

“No Loz, you’re on your own.” 

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Smart

Tuesday, January 07, 2014 (Yazoo’s POV)

We sat just outside the bedroom door, watching mother pace back and forth.

“What’s she doing,” asked Kadaj.

“She’s just pacing,” I responded. She had been in the nursery all day arranging things. The date was fast approaching when our little sister would come into the world. Father seemed to be more nervous than mother.

“Move Loz! You’re crushing me”

“Hush up or she’ll know we’re out here,” I insisted.

“Why are we hanging around our here anyway? Why can’t we just go in,” Loz asked.

“Because mother told us to stay out,” I answered.

“Yeah she thinks we’ll break something.”

“Well you may break something little brother,” Loz mocked.

“Boys!”

“Busted!” We all ran down the stairs as fast as we could. We dared not upset her, the last mood swing she had cause Loz to cry. Then mother started crying, then we were all crying. It was kind of embarrassing.

“By the way Yaz, why did you start calling the mother,” Loz asked me.

“I don’t know, it just felt right.”

“You’re weird,” Kadaj said.

“So I’ve been told. Well I’m off to the TARDIS for a bit of light reading before bed.”

“War and Peace is not light reading!”

“Maybe not for someone with a small brain like yours Loz, but I can read though is in a weekend.”

“That’s because he’s really an alien from outerspace,” Kadaj teased. So I’m smarter than most kids my age and can read at a high school level. I couldn’t help it. I don’t know why I’m this way I just am. It’s no reason for name calling.

“Kadaj, say your sorry!”
“Why?”

“Cuz you hurt his feelings!”

“Well… he should say sorry to you. He said you had a small brain!”

“Well in comparison, it’s smaller than his. We each have our strengths because of the Jenova cells and he’s is that he’s super smart.”

“Where in all of Gaia did you hear that Loz,” I asked.

“From dad,” he responded. I guess he has a point.

“Is there something I’m missing here,” Kadaj asked.

“I’ll explain when you’re older,” Father said in passing. “Where’s your mother?”

“Upstairs,” we answered. I can’t wait till Kairi is born. I wonder what her ability will be?

Saturday, January 4, 2014

I don't understand video games

Saturday, January 04, 2014

“Come on Yazoo, just trade me your Blazekin already!”

I’ve been listening to this for the past half hour. I don’t understand these gadgets, or why Angel thought it was a good idea to give them to our children.

“You have to give it time Kadaj, eggs take so many steps to hatch.”

And I don’t understand this Pokemon either. What is the purpose of this game? Best I can understand it has something to do with catching all these little monsters and beating the elite four and a champion. Then there’s something about EV training and battle boxes. It makes my head ache just thinking about it.

“I don’t want one you’ve hatched I want the one you’ve already trained!”

“Dude have you even beating the fourth gym yet?”

“Mind our own business Loz.”

I also don’t understand the importance of these digital trophies. All three of the boys and my wife are all about having these non-excited prizes and for what, to prove they beat the game with one hundred percent, unlocking all the easter eggs and hidden outfits or what not. It’s insane!

“Even if I traded you my Blazekin, which I’m not going to do, he wouldn’t listen to you. He’s a level one hundred and has been EV trained to be unbeatable. One hit, one kill.”

“Pokemon don’t kill!”

“It’s an expression Loz.”

“Whatever, I won’t use ‘em till I’ve trained up. No big deal.”

“Kadaj, you have to beat all the gym leaders to be able to work with level one hundreds. Half your Pokemon don’t listen to you now cuz they’re trained up above your ability.”

“I can’t beat ‘em Yazoo! That’s why I need Blazekin!”

“He wasn’t paying me one bit of attention was he Loz?”

“No he heard the part about not having the fourth gym badge.”

“Forget it! I’m switching to Animal Crossing.”

Another game I don’t understand. What is the appeal of fishing to pay off a debt to a raccoon, just to have more built on to your house so you owe him more money? The only difference between this game and the one Angel played when we were dating is that in the new one you’re the mayor or something. I just don’t understand video games.

“How much you owe Nook now?”

“Just had my basement expanded on. That’s where I’m keeping all my Nintendo gear.”

“I’m wearing the red Pikmen hat.”

“That’s nice Loz, but no one asked.”

“Yeah Kadaj, your egg hatched.”

“That’s nice, but I’m not playing Pokemon anymore!”

sigh “You want me to beat the fourth gym for you?”

“No Yaz, no I don’t. I will beat it myself.”

“Can’t you boys go outside and play those things? At least then your mother can’t say I didn’t at least try to chase you out to play.”

“Uh dad… It’s raining.”


“Ah… so it is.” Why did it have to be raining?    

Friday, January 3, 2014

DBZA as preformed by Three Crazy Brothers... kind of

Friday, January 03, 2014

“Come on Kadaj, just this once.”

“But I’m a better Vegeta,” Kadaj whined.

“This could be a chance to cheer Yazoo up,” Loz explained, “Just let him be Vegeta this once.”

“Then who am I suppose to be?”

“I don’t know, the Narrator?”

“The Narrator doesn’t do anything! He just narrates everything!”

“Yeah, hints Narrator.”

Loz and Kadaj stood outside the TARDIS for a few moments. Kadaj was starting to hate this idea.

“You could be Krillin,” Loz suggested.

“Now you’re just being dumb!”

Loz smiled as he stared knocking on the TARDIS door. “Hey Yazoo, Kadaj and I were wondering if you wanted to play dragonball abridged? Kadaj said you could be Vegeta…”

“I did not!”

Yazoo opened the door slowly. “Could I really be Vegeta?”

“Yeah! Whatever you want bro,” Loz said with a smile.
                                                                                                                                                                   

30 minutes later

“Vegeta, what’s his power level?”

“It’s over 9000!!!!!”

“Lame! And why do I have to be Goku?!’

“Kadaj! Come on, this is for Yazoo.”

“It’s okay Loz, what would playtime be without Kadaj’s constant whining?”
Kadaj stuck out his tongue as his brothers started laughing at him. He hated not getting his way.

“Alright Kadaj, now be a good little hero and kick me butt,” Loz laughed.

“I don’t want to, I’m bored now.”

Loz sighed, all he wanted to do was cheer up his brother and her Kadaj was being a pain again. Yazoo just laughed. Even though his brothers could never get along, they always knew how to cheer him up.

“I have an idea,” Kadaj teased, “Lets go play in the nursery!” 

“You want to live past tonight you’ll stay out of there!”

Busted, how did she do that? Kadaj was convinced his mom had super hearing. But only when he came up with ideas. Another reason he was ready for the baby to be born. Then he would be able to get away with more.

“Whatever your thinking little brother, I doubt it’ll work,” Yazoo interrupted.

“I have good ideas! I’m the smart one.”

“You wish,” Yazoo smirked. It was cute how little Kadaj thought he was the leader of the trio, when it was all too obvious that he was the smart one.

“Whatever, I’m going to my room!”

Loz and Yazoo laughed as Kadaj stomped away. “He bro, you want some ice cream,” Loz asked.

“Yeah,” Yazoo smiled.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

TARDIS Trauma

Thursday, January 02, 2014 (TARDIS Trauma)

“How long do you think he can stay in there,” Loz asked.

“I don’t know, I don’t even know how he made it this long,” Kadaj answered. “I mean I get it, it was sad and all… I cried, but I didn’t feel the need to spend the next week hiding in my room.”

“Has it really been a week?”

“Yes Loz, yes it has.”

The boys stared at each other for a moment. “His spent a week, locked up in his TARDIS, hugging a stuffed version of the eleventh Doctor,” Loz asked.

“A stuffed version that talks, that’s really mom’s.”

Another moment passes.

“Yazoo,” Loz yelled banging on the TARDIS door, “It’s time to come out now! You can’t stay in there forever. Mom’s going to find out sooner or later!”

“Bro I think mommy already knows.”

“You two will never understand,” Yazoo yelled back, “It’s emotional! I can’t go on.”

Loz continued banging on the door, trying to convince Yazoo to come out.

“What do you think he means by it’s emotional, I mean aside from the fact that our Doctor regenerated and we have to wait till September for the new season?”

“I don’t know Kadaj,” Loz said still banging away, “But we have to get him out of there. Remember what happened last time?”

“You mean the day after Thanksgiving when mom broke the news to us that Matt Smith was leaving and we were getting a new Doctor?”

“Stop reminding me,” Yazoo shouted.

“Come on Yaz,” Loz yelled back, “Get your skinny butt out here!”

“Hey, what if Yazoo was in love with Matt and that’s why his all upset,” Kadaj asked.

“Don’t be stupid little brother,” Loz answered, “Yaz likes girls, don’t you bro.”

They got no answer from the other side. It was dead quite for a moment, then Yazoo started crying.

“I knew it! Yaz likes boys!”

“Kadaj!”

“What, It’s not that big a deal. Been around Cloud and Zack enough not to care anymore.”

Loz just sighed. His youngest brother could be such a pain sometimes. “Kadaj, I don’t think that’s the issue here. Yaz is only eight after all.”

“So, I’ve heard stories of guys figuring out they like boys like that when they were Yazoo’s age.”

“From who?!”

“Cloud and Zack,” Kadaj answered, “Well mostly Cloud.”

Loz stared at his baby brother.

“It’s true! I heard Cloud tell mom once they he knew he liked boys when he was still a little kid! Although he did say at the time he thought he liked boys and girls…”

“Just shut it,” Loz interrupted, “Help me get Yaz out of there already.”

“I’m never coming out,” Yazoo yelled back, “I’m living in this playhouse for the rest of my life!”

“I doubt that,” Kadaj called back, “You’ll get to big for it someday.”

“Still not helping!” Loz started banging on the door again. “Get out here Yazoo!”

“Boys,” Sephiroth yelled out the kitchen window.

“Yes dad,” they both answered.

“Stop yelling, you mother’s trying to sleep. Leave your brother alone and come have dinner.”

Loz and Kadaj both sighed. They could see they weren’t winning this battle tonight.

“We’ll try again tomorrow,” Loz said.

“What if he still won’t come out? What if he really tries to live in there forever?”
“Then we’ll let mom deal with it.”  

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy New Year

Wednesday, January 01, 2014 (Kadaj’s POV)

Hey guess what?! I made it to midnight! Oh yeah, my dumb brothers can’t say that. They fell asleep. Sucks for them. Mommy didn’t make it to midnight either. She hasn’t really been herself the past few weeks. Daddy says it’s because of the baby.

I can’t wait to have a little sister! I was getting tired of being the baby of the family. Everybody always calling me cute and pinching my checks. I am not cute! I’m going to be just like my daddy when I grow up. Though daddy has been at home a lot taking care of mommy.

Anyway, I had an amazing Christmas. Santa got me everything I wanted! I got Despicable Me 2 and a TARDIS hat, the eleventh Doctors sonic screwdriver and a skateboard! Also a lot of candy and some bubble bath. Well the bubble bath was really mommy’s, but I kind of used it all. I mean Loz thought it would be a good idea to use it to give Zelda a bath… turns out that wasn’t one of our better ideas. Plus mommy doesn’t think I should have a skateboard. Then I got a tummy ache from eating all the candy.

I think I maybe getting a new uncle. Aunt Aranel and Rude came over for Christmas dinner and Aunt Aranel had this big ring on her finger and mommy and Uncle Cloud were all, “That’s so awesome,” and “When’s the big day?” I don’t get it! What’s the big deal, I mean girls are bleh! Daddy says I’ll understand when I’m older, but sometimes I don’t think he gets it either. Then we found out today that Aunt Isdela is going to have a baby. What’s with all the babies! I mean I want my baby sister, but why does everybody else have to have ‘em?

Whatever, Terra said he was going to show me how to ride my skateboard. So I’m going to go learn before mommy wakes up and tries to stop me. Happy New Year everyone!

                                                                                                                                                                   
A/N: Happy New Year indeed!

Sephiroth: Where have you been?!

Me: Oh you know, here and there and everywhere.

Sephiroth: Well do you plan on keeping your promises this time?

Me: You know, I think I’m just going to play it by ear. I’m thinking that I’ll write from the kids point of view. Let there little thoughts be heard.

Sephiroth: What about scripting.

Me: No it’s not really my thing.

Sephiroth: And that new facebook page?
Me: Has nothing to do with this, but if you want to check it out it’s The Abridged Hub. It’s a place were I’ll be posting the need to know about all the youtube abridged show as well as some other fun anime like things.

Sephiroth: Why can’t we have a facebook page?

Me: Because we have a blogger dear. Now go troll youtube some more, you like doing that.